One sip from the salty wine

nyc vs. ypsi via IM, round 3

Bri: last night, a friend of the director's was playing a concert in our theater. apparently every major label was there to hear him. and tony bennett was there.
me: whoa.
Bri: yeah. and somehow, someone broke a banister on the stairwell, just pulled it out of the wall, you know?
me: it happens.
Bri: right? so i went back downstairs and said something stupid (like i do) like did you guys see tony bennet? he was drunk and his fat ass pulled the banister off the wall as he was walking up to the show. didn't think anything more of it, went to rehearse.
me: oh shit...you dissed tony.
Bri: came back later and the singer was telling the same story to someone else. and i was like, really, did that actually happen? and he said yes.
me: here it comes...
Bri: and then i realized it was all because of what i said.
me: HA!!!
Bri: and that, as they say, is that.
me: so it goes, in show bizness.
Bri: i laughed for hours.

score for this round:
Bri: 1
Tony: 0

round 2
round 1