I got nothin' else to give

is it tuesday? damn it feels like monday. Eyes all puffy and bleary. Can't barely see through the thick mucus of allergies. Coffee all tepid because they put it in one of those pump containers and it's midday. Jesus.

That said, tipped by Sarah B. here's your "drink Tuesday like it's Monday" funny:

http://www.wiretapfollies.com/

I laughed. It woke me up from reading about the Clean Air Act, Toxic Substances Recovery Act, et al. Not that they aren't interesting, it's just that they're so LONG.