if I broke my jaw for you, I'd find a bloody tooth and rip it out

(this morning)

j: there's somebody knocking at your door.
k: [no reaction]
j: aren't you going to get it?
k: I don't know who it is, and I don't have my glasses on!

I answer the door and a flower delivery man asks us to hold some flowers for the apartment next door.

j: hey--we got flowers, sort of.
k: that would have been good, yeah? if I had flowers delivered to you here, but made you answer the door for them?
j: either way, they're quite pretty.