ego tripping at the gates of hell, part 2

This page explains why you can't google me (well, unless you get super specific or want to scroll through the first 17,000 results). Obviously, I'm too busy being a dead R&B singer, chair of Goldman Sachs, and a British ambassador to Japan. I like to keep busy. Not a common name, but apparently just common enough for me to fall below the fuzzy drone of the noise floor. I like it there; it's cozy and warm like a blanket just pulled from the dryer.