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for a bit of entertainment, check out a little internet tidbit called googlism. you can input various search terms to the site (such as your name) and it somehow parses google results to come up with amusing results. see a choice sampling below; searching for "john" yields:

john is dead
john is almost spot on
john is a licensed professional engineer and surveyor
john is hot
john is not the godfather
john is 74
john is new europe
john is here
john is worth whatever nottingham forest wants to pay
john is almost 100% certain he's not a woman
john is re­inventing the idea of art auctions
john is arrogant
john is the bomb
john is reading your mind
john is this for real?
john is named britain's highest paid music player
john is alive
john is going to share memories of an event that made his emo heart glad
john is indictable and convictable for treason
john is a joke
john is going to trial
john is a small village nestled along the northumberland strait
john is so tasty you could just eat him up
john is the casually late one
john is officially the most boring man on earth
john is walking on the straight coastline with a constant speed 1 m/s
john is music
john is the county seat of stafford
john is fighting diaper rash right now
john is acknowledged in congress as the leader in the fight to permanently include new york state in the dairy compact