the King of Bad Analogies

actual conversation I had today with a co-worker

him: Hey, let's go--it's time for lunch.
me: No wait....I don't want my balls to drop.
him: Umm....
me: I'm juggling a whole bunch of things in my head, I want finish this project I'm working on.
him: Umm.....don't use that analogy in mixed company.

[side note: bad analogies are a habit of mine. this may become a recurring theme for posts.]