Take the Last Train to D-town

I have to say, if you're going to a new years party and you're not drinking, it helps if there's a killer band playing.

it also helps if you're going with great friends, and they're excited that you're their D.D.

friend: since you're the DD, let me buy you a bottle of sparkling grape juice for the evening.
me: hey, thanks!
friend: we're like the Jack Sprat nursery rhyme.

indeed. happy new year, y'all.