dead leaves and the dirty ground when I know you're not around

grave-robbing rodents* terrorize the suburbs! this sounds like something from the Onion, but it's just a day in the life in metro d-troit.

Woodchucks Digging Up Graves in Pontiac

an excerpt from a distraught man whose mother is buried there:

"These woodchucks burrow 25-30 feet below the ground, and they've probably made a nest right in the casket," Larry Keehn said.

the rest of the article is just as funny. highly recommended for a friday.


*and I think I'm going to start calling woodchucks "whistlepigs" instead.